In the current , supposed, fuel bereft, dystopian society the rotund road warrior and his trusty sidekick we’re finding it difficult to fuel their quest.

Dog just thought that , because of petrol hoarding twats, el lardo might not have enough fuel to go and get the much needed hobnob biscuits.

Why could people not realise they could just put in enough and there would be enough to go round? Dog needed those biscuits